You live in a vague medieval fantasy setting, where humans are at war with monsters because the maker of this prompt doesn't have an original bone in his body. And of course you are either royalty or poor, because those are the only two position the prompt maker is capable of putting someone in in his prompts. Anyway, you are walking through this vague kingdom one day, when suddenly, you see something large and green appear on the horizon. It is some sort of massive pear-like creature, with large, disturbing teeth, and it is snatching small birds out of the sky with it's tongue. It's grotesque appearance makes you wonder how such a creature came into being, what man or god had to be insane enough to bring such a thing into the world? As you gaze in awe and horror, the great beast slowly turns to look at you, it's mouth curling into a smile.
Please don't do anything
There isn't one. This is an april fools